Crude Clippings

I shudder when i think about it.. yes it’s Sam again… Up to his old tricks… For some reason Sam thinks its totally acceptable to cut his fingernails and toenails outside the front door. We have an undercover section with seats outside our front door, where people sometimes sit. Sam goes outside, sits on the chair and cuts his fingernails and toenails and just leaves them there all over the ground! Ewww, on numerous occasions I have gone outside only to greeted by his offcuts. It really makes me sick! And he just went outside and did it! argh!!!
Ha!
My Sam does it on the sofa and living room floor. I have found his toenail clippings lying around many-a-time… he will pick his toenails when he is sat there having a conversation with you, as well. It makes me physically sick.
that is totally revolting!! I have to say that is WAY worse than where my Sam does it….. wow you deserve a medal for living with him!
seriously…sweep them up and secretly add them to his cereal box.