Spewing Splendour

There is nothing more enjoyable than witnessing your housemate come home in the middle of the day, pissed as a fart. I just watched Sam walk through the front door, he then stumbled through the house, just made it to the bathroom and proceeded to spew his guts up for over 5 mins, with the door wide open, making horrible repulsive noises.  I actually don’t know if he made it to the toilet, i’m too scared to go back into the bathroom now.