Toilet Etiquette

1) The seat lives in the down position. End of story.  See above photo if additional clarification is required.

2) Please remove any decorations in the bowl that you leave behind - before you vacate the bathroom.

3) Toilet-paper is a clever invention. But it doesn’t change itself once it runs out. Its not THAT clever.

4) There is a button on the top of the toilet. Normal people press it once they are finished on the toilet. Try it some time.

Aaarrrgh!