Archive for October, 2007

Toilet Etiquette


1) The seat lives in the down position. End of story!  See above photo if additional clarification is required.
2) Please remove any decorations in the bowl that you leave behind – before you vacate the bathroom.
3) Toilet-paper is a clever invention. But it doesn’t change itself once it runs out. Its not THAT clever.
4) There [...]

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Guests from Hell


You would think that paying 1/3 of the rent would give me some rights.
Like a right to sleep in my bedroom in some sort of peace and quiet.
Last night – the night before work – at 1am Sam comes home with not one but two friends.
The friends decide to watch TV at loud volume in the room [...]

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Its MY Sandwich Maker!


What is wrong with these people?
As if its not bad enough that they use up all the bread I buy before I even get to open it, but this morning I get up – and find my bread has been used in my own sandwich press to make toasted baked bean sandwiches.
That may not seem [...]

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